Hello World.
I'm Logan Alexander.
I'm a college student in St. Louis.

jasonpermenter:
Twitter’s down. I’ll bet you anything it’s just in the middle of becoming sentient.
Twitter should should totally replace the fail whale with Ah-nold.
“I’ll be back” would be an epic error message.

jasonpermenter:

Twitter’s down. I’ll bet you anything it’s just in the middle of becoming sentient.

Twitter should should totally replace the fail whale with Ah-nold.

“I’ll be back” would be an epic error message.

It’s ‘We don’t need ANY education’ actually, and it is obvious that you do. Now, who wants pudding?

Jonathan Coulton (via merlin)
musicandmedicine:

brokenbottleboy:

Stevie Wonder’s Twitter. Cruel but…you know…funny.
I used to do this joke on stage: “Stevie Wonder has a song called ‘I’m Looking In The Mirror’. I say, Stevie – don’t waste your time.”
vb:
Stevie Wonder uses Twitter!


I LOL’d.
Hard.

musicandmedicine:

brokenbottleboy:

Stevie Wonder’s Twitter. Cruel but…you know…funny.

I used to do this joke on stage: “Stevie Wonder has a song called ‘I’m Looking In The Mirror’. I say, Stevie – don’t waste your time.”

vb:

Stevie Wonder uses Twitter!

I LOL’d.

Hard.

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lonelysandwich:

“Latest Twitter Application - the Twitter Stick” by Brendan Jack

Best new app demo I’ve seen in a while. This guy has my business.

Solid gold.

It’s Twitter, Stupid

This is the article you give to people who don’t get twitter, particularly those who aren’t interested in what you had for breakfast:

And yet as millions of devotees have discovered, Twitter turns out to have unsuspected depth. In part this is because hearing about what your friends had for breakfast is actually more interesting than it sounds. The technology writer Clive Thompson calls this “ambient awareness”: by following these quick, abbreviated status reports from members of your extended social network, you get a strangely satisfying glimpse of their daily routines. We don’t think it at all moronic to start a phone call with a friend by asking how her day is going. Twitter gives you the same information without your even having to ask.

As always, follow me: @loganalexander.

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Inspired Magazine has a charming collection of Twitter icons designed and drawn by famous artists.
If you know me, you’ll understand why I love the one pictured above (by Lapin), but the others are just as unique/awesome.
(follow me if you don’t already)

Inspired Magazine has a charming collection of Twitter icons designed and drawn by famous artists.

If you know me, you’ll understand why I love the one pictured above (by Lapin), but the others are just as unique/awesome.

(follow me if you don’t already)

For any of you who don’t already follow Shaq on Twitter - you’re really missing out.
Material like this is the norm.
paulscheer:

look how quickly Shaq forgets all about Katrina after smelling some sweet gumbo
Shaq Twitter

For any of you who don’t already follow Shaq on Twitter - you’re really missing out.

Material like this is the norm.

paulscheer:

look how quickly Shaq forgets all about Katrina after smelling some sweet gumbo

Shaq Twitter